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vagina’s are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing


Anonymous asked:

ok i hope you don't mind but for sleepover friday i'm gonna tell you about this friend of mine (we really are just friends but the sexual tension and amount of times we've talked about being together is outrageous) ok so he's a little bit older and super attractive and he's half a foot taller than me and i gave him a stick and poke tattoo and also last time i saw him he just pulled me into a really long hug in front of our other friends and his put his chin right on top of my head :') omfg

Aww that’s sweet

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